earlier today – walking into kitchen….
Guy: Hey, I’m new here. Can you tell me what to do when the coke machine eats your money?
Me: (considering not answering at all) Take it as a loss and a sign that you shouldn’t be drinking coke. Have some tea. Or water.
just now – D having meeting with designer…
D: ;aslkfjasl;dfkjas;lfkjalsfjaslfj <- jibberish because that’s what it sounds like when D talks at the office after having too much coffee
Designer: Just stop – I’m going to do this at my own computer, this is wasting my time.